News Alert: Woody the fish jus…
News Alert: Woody the fish just died. Causes unknown. Older triplet, Jack, likely to be upset. Couldn’t flush him so he went in the trash.
Archive for July, 2008
Just found out who has been ea…
Just found out who has been eating the dog’s food. Walked into the garage and a racoon was staring at me. Thought I lived in the ‘burbs?
@donohoe Took me a while to fi…
@donohoe Took me a while to figure out that yank cars didn’t run on natural gas but that they had a funny use of the word instead
@centernetworks. Yeah neither …
@centernetworks. Yeah neither are as good as the ones outside NY, in either place target is around the corner, drive not so bad off peak hrs
@centernetworks Best bet is th…
@centernetworks Best bet is the Westbury one. Less crowded, more open registers, easier to escape. Both Walmarts sell the same things
I can recite the Old Lady Who …
I can recite the Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly word for word now without the book in front of me. Spoiler Alert: She died.
How come when I go to get a pa…
How come when I go to get a pair of black socks out of the drawer this morning I found 8 orphan socks in there? Where did the partners go?
Checking out cuil. Its actuall…
Checking out cuil. Its actually kind of sucky. What the hell was all the buzz about outside of ex-googlers as founders?
Feeling that it is unfair for …
Feeling that it is unfair for camp to teach the trips songs from cartoons as now I have a song from Cinderella stuck in my head michikaboo
